don't

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.