the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed