miss anthrope

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

why are you even talking to him… you know he’s doomed by the narrative right

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

salad is mostly items

I honestly feel like the only reason the lanky white guy with unwashed hair and an unusual face thing is so popular is like a project to give detached would be school shooters a different pipeline to get pussy and it’s created more psychic damage than the school shooter era ever did because why is that like a socially acceptable look for adult men. Bladee shouldn’t be a thing idk

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

Why do people watch hot ones? It's literally just some bald cunt and some d list celebrities..

I think instead of eating very spicy hot sauce, celebrities should get interviewed while being waterboarded and stretched on a rack whenever they want to promote their new movie

That part

jannik sinner, wimbledon 2026

Visited my semiotician grandparents and they offered me a Werther's Simulacrum