this is my life now

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Little freaks

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Dick being sick of people infantilizing him after being Robin, refusing to be labelled as a kid or anything like it. He's Nightwing, he's one of the planet's most beloved heroes, he's fought gods and monsters and come out on top. But the boy has a meltdown when somebody passingly comments about how cute the current Robin is, indeed aren't they the cutest Robin there ever was? And Dick immediately being like "I was cute!" and defending himself like it's the last thing he will ever do, on the verge of crashing out while the newest Robin is just beaming at him like a possessed labubu because Dick is about three seconds from sobbing in the fetal position.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

“use ai or fall behind” why are you acting like asking copilot to write an email is a particularly sought-after skillset