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has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

sometimes i wonder if sex with hockey players is just. 30 seconds of the most physically intense sex and then like a two minute break. and then 30 seconds of jackhammer precision and then the two minute break. and then 30 seco

american adverts are just fast food, car, injury lawyer, financal scam

let’s play a game of who’s gonna be the player who rips sidney crosby’s jersey to shreds in a fit of in-game lust?

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-