the spirit was willing, the body was just incompetent

i love how on Taskmaster at least once a series someone will really thoroughly fumble a task and then it cuts back to them on the stage and greg is like "how do you feel about that" and the contestant goes "if im honest ive been laying awake thinking about that task every night for the past five months" and i believe them 100% every single time

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

I am porcupine.

@rhythpo

>Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me. I can’t make it an automatic reblog, myself. It has to be done manul-aly.

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

This is brainwashing propaganda

This could have been a yuri

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

Someone stole this and put it on twitter and literally everyone responding said “crack”