Muskdeer in the Headlights

As my Oma tells it, she received the package, saw the things, and thought to herself “this woman has sent me her finest” so she sent back a full kimono and all of our accessories, pearls from the sea, a shamisen, crafts that she had made, jars of the makeup we’d use, dried fish, lacquer, a perfume, pressed cherry blossoms, photos of the mountains, and photographs and mementos of Japan. She drew a diagram of how to get done up, took a photo of herself wearing the things that the woman had sent her, wrote “you and I are not too dissimilar!” on the back of the photo, and sent it off. She received a reply with another photo of the woman in our kimono with “You’re right! You and I are very similar!” written on the back of the photograph.

= HOT

the ways different languages translate the “Biggus Dickus” scene from The Life of Brian is quite good

i love horrible horrible women

me on here

my thrussy!?!?

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

by Brendon Burton

Audrey’s traveling companion just shifted from a doghead (Hester) into a something ferocious,drooling, snarling beast. Whats a grave robber to do?

Is the addition of Hank from Breaking Bad necessary for the humor of this post? Would the post be more or less funny if Hank's picture was it's original dimensions and not squashed?