i love to bite and kill

Shabriri’s Chill: Constantly attracts enemies’ camaraderie and respect

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

black mackerel tabby

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

There’s a store near where I live called KMS Tools (a general hardware store obvs) and every time I pass the sign my brain supplies “Kill My Self Tools” and now I’m imagining Rumi just nodding and going “Kill My Self Tools,” then panning over to Zoey and Mira watching her concerned

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme