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Also there’s a couple details in Arc 2 about how like. Roswaal seems to just be getting used to the idea that he’s living with a time traveler now. Like in the bath he’s like “Ah, right. So I guess you’ve never seen me without my makeup on before.” Or he’s needling him about how much he knows. He might genuinely be under the impression that. Like. Subaru’s going to be time traveling for his own ends a lot during his stay at the mansion, and Roswaal is just gonna be sitting back and letting him do whatever he wants in that regard. “He’s still getting used to his new surroundings, so he’s probably gonna travel back in time a couple times while he tests out a few things and figures out what this place is.” Roswaal didn’t even actually know about the Wolgarm threat, and is largely implied to have just followed the instructions in his Tome without asking any questions about Why he was to leave the manor when Subaru left for the village a day early, so he might have legitimately just thought Subaru was screwing around to see what worked and what didn’t and was just kinda chill with it, because he took in a time traveler and the time traveler was gonna do time traveler things.

That makes me wonder what he was thinking during the 4th loop where Subaru woke up screaming and going insane, for some reason he just kinda did nothing, not even trying to figure out what happened. Wasn’t even that worried about the time traveller being like that, cmon bro what if his downward spiral gets worse and you end up in the Wrath IF.

Has a traumatic experience and comes back with a confusing costume redesign that makes it legitimately unclear whether I'm evil now or not.

My mom married into a very American household which rocks as far as financial stability goes but in exchange every year we have to pretend to give a fuck about Thanksgiving which is a huge downside. This year is nicer though because my partner is with me and also my aunt gave me a bottle of kool-aid containing about 300mg of THC. Gratitude always

I spent like an hour watching tiktoks only to realize 1) wait my hands are under the covers. How am I doing this 2) Wait my phone is charging on the desk 3) I have hallucinated phantom hands showing me tiktoks for an hour

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

"Y'all" <- y'all

"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous

"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote

I just say "you" with a broad gesture

"chat" <- let's everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

mothers and fuckers of the jury

humans & co

Fellow creatures

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you're saying

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

"Listen up 5s! A 10 is speaking."

“Greetings ugly bags of mostly water!”

“hello boys, girls and squirrels,”

my subjects, i require your attention.

“Gentles and ladymen” <- applies only to tumblr users

"Gooooooooooooooood morning Whole Foods team members" <- gender neutral but only good for the morning

“what’s up gang” < to sound like brennan lee mulligan