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just realised that i FORGOT TO DO THIS- banner by the incredible @chronicallyonlinebitch
names- shay, shayne, shen (courtesy of @mischievous-archeologist and @some-random-ace), anne, nina, nirvana (thank you, @dramaticinlyf), or N (nicknames are welcome :)
age- I’m a MINOR and that’s all I’m saying
pronouns- any/all- have fun w it! ( so i made a pronouns page )
DNI is basic- no homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, ANY type of hate at all and you WILL be blocked. If you’re above 18 you can interact with me but please don’t be weird about it
asks are open to all (again, please don't be weird) and moots are free to DM me whenever!
books- riordanverse, kotlc, nevermoor series, skandar series, the blackthorn key, lotr, how to train your dragon, lockwood and co, six of crows, artemis fowl, holly jackson books, (alex rider maybe?), the swifts (no shenanigan isn’t my favourite character what), SHAKESPEARE AND CLASSICAL LITERATURE <3
tv shows/movies- tales of arcadia, dps, she ra, carmen sandiego, gravity falls, the owl house, marvel, good omens, how to train your dragon, (voltron??maybe??trauma??), avatar:tla, doctor who, knights of guinevere, the amazing digital circus
comics/webtoons (this is for u, anon)- so i actually havent opened webtoon in like MONTHS, but- castle swimmer, cinderella boy, post harbour, gourmet hound, DC comics ig (trying to get into it) and SO MANY OTHERS u can ask if ive read smth cause typing this out will.. take a while
podcasts- the magnus archives, the amelia project, the penumbra podcast (juno steel), the bright sessions, midnight burger, fawx and stallion, wtnv,
musicals- epic, hamilton, ride the cyclone, dear evan hansen, wicked, sound of music, hadestown (kind of),
music- good kid, the crane wives, malinda, sail north, yaelokre, when chai met toast, silk route, coldplay, madilyn mei, indian ocean, guns n' roses, imagine dragons, onerepublic, the oh hellos, MICO, simon and garfunkel, (there are more u can ask me abt it if u like)
CURRENTLY (WILL CHANGE), I AM-
reading- sapiens, crooked kingdom, the maid, sherlock holmes (acd)
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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.
My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"
I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good."
Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."
#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!”
I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.
another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.
He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.
So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.
So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off.
I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
uh @makeitfast9052 @tired-shipper @la-femme-bordeaux @lightsabersandbluecookies @obsessivebookwormalert @evil-pukicho-real-offical among a lotta other ppl
ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
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The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.
Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.
The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.
Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.
So in the ancient mariner when they tie the albatross around his neck, it was This Big? Dragging on the deck? Weighing him down physically as well as with guilt?
yeah, that’s part of why that poem goes so hard! i’m trying to remember if our teacher showed us any images or just explain: this bird is basically the size of a person, this bird is so big, y'all.
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Here's one more wild jump off a ramp in a monster truck into a canyon for you:
HE'S A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
Excerpt: "Crichton became well known for attacking the science behind global warming. He testified on the subject before Congress in 2005. His views would be contested by a number of scientists and commentators."
In 2005!!!!
Absolutely wild that the Very Tall Science Book Guy could miss the mark so bad. Fascinating.
The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime
This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear
AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”
we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.
