PFP BY THE AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile <3
just realised that i FORGOT TO DO THIS- banner by the incredible @chronicallyonlinebitch
names- shay, shayne, shen (courtesy of @mischievous-archeologist and @some-random-ace), anne, nina, nirvana (thank you, @dramaticinlyf), or N (nicknames are welcome :)
age- I’m a MINOR and that’s all I’m saying
pronouns- any/all- have fun w it! ( so i made a pronouns page )
DNI is basic- no homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, ANY type of hate at all and you WILL be blocked. If you’re above 18 you can interact with me but please don’t be weird about it
asks are open to all (again, please don't be weird) and moots are free to DM me whenever!
books- riordanverse, kotlc, nevermoor series, skandar series, the blackthorn key, lotr, how to train your dragon, lockwood and co, six of crows, artemis fowl, holly jackson books, (alex rider maybe?), the swifts (no shenanigan isn’t my favourite character what), SHAKESPEARE AND CLASSICAL LITERATURE <3
tv shows/movies- tales of arcadia, dps, she ra, carmen sandiego, gravity falls, the owl house, marvel, good omens, how to train your dragon, (voltron??maybe??trauma??), avatar:tla, doctor who, knights of guinevere, the amazing digital circus
comics/webtoons (this is for u, anon)- so i actually havent opened webtoon in like MONTHS, but- castle swimmer, cinderella boy, post harbour, gourmet hound, DC comics ig (trying to get into it) and SO MANY OTHERS u can ask if ive read smth cause typing this out will.. take a while
podcasts- the magnus archives, the amelia project, the penumbra podcast (juno steel), the bright sessions, midnight burger, fawx and stallion, wtnv,
musicals- epic, hamilton, ride the cyclone, dear evan hansen, wicked, sound of music, hadestown (kind of),
music- good kid, the crane wives, malinda, sail north, yaelokre, when chai met toast, silk route, coldplay, madilyn mei, indian ocean, guns n' roses, imagine dragons, onerepublic, the oh hellos, MICO, simon and garfunkel, (there are more u can ask me abt it if u like)
CURRENTLY (WILL CHANGE), I AM-
reading- sapiens, crooked kingdom, the maid, sherlock holmes (acd)
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The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.
Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.
The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.
Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.
So in the ancient mariner when they tie the albatross around his neck, it was This Big? Dragging on the deck? Weighing him down physically as well as with guilt?
yeah, that’s part of why that poem goes so hard! i’m trying to remember if our teacher showed us any images or just explain: this bird is basically the size of a person, this bird is so big, y'all.
Here's one more wild jump off a ramp in a monster truck into a canyon for you:
HE'S A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
Excerpt: "Crichton became well known for attacking the science behind global warming. He testified on the subject before Congress in 2005. His views would be contested by a number of scientists and commentators."
In 2005!!!!
Absolutely wild that the Very Tall Science Book Guy could miss the mark so bad. Fascinating.
The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime
This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear
AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”
we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.
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today I had a dream that there was a species of deer called “ice deer” and every winter they’d travel up North and have their babies in a frozen cavern and the babies would be sort of comatose in the cold, and then the deer would leave the babies there and migrate South until spring, and just before the first thaw, they’d go back up North and find their babies and wait for them to thaw out and wake up and they’d nurse them.
But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.
So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.
So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.
And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”
and I was like dang I know but the Ice Deer need us right now so, someone’s gotta do it? And it just became a thing I did.
Everyone asking is absolutely allowed to use the Ice Deer in their fantasy world building and in fact I encourage it bc I love the idea of this one made up animal quietly linking all of your universes.
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