The bouncer squints at you. You make out the tail end of what he says over the din of the PA.
FANTASY-PRONE: Tch... doesn't he know who you are...?
NAIAD - Omg, he thinks you’re young~
STEALTH [Formidable: Failure] - He thinks you’re a young *boy*. You used to get this one all the time, remember?
LAS CUCARACHAS - It’s a heavy metal concert, ma’am. We are operating under conditions of absolute androgyny.
SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.
Produce a ten year old picture of you.
STEALTH [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.
WHITE-PASSING [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.
SPACETIME CONTINUUM - Election year in Florida. Humidity 81%. Hitler particles 87%.
SWEAT - Nine hundred kilometers gulfward, the eye of the sea gazes north. The hurricane will brush your house, knocking out the lights for two days, and go on to devastate the Atlantic coast. Two weeks later, it will happen again.
LAS CUCARACHAS - Behind you, people in line shift their weight boredly.
GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging] - ¿Y por qué se tarda el gringo este?
GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging: Success] - No sabe dónde buscar tu fecha de nacimiento en la IFE.
SPACETIME CONTINUUM - IFE has been renamed to INE for ten years. The bouncer is holding one of the first products of a decade-old electoral restructuring.
NAIAD [Godly: Failure] - nooooooooooooooo
There’s only one way out of this.
SWEET SCIENCE [Medium: Success] - Elbow him in the jaw.
DEATH METAL [Trivial: Success] - Pocket knife.
FANTASY-PRONE [Formidable: Success] - Thousand Sorrows Style: Karma-Sealing Great Lotus Naraka Strike!!
LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging] - Don't.
LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging: Success] - You helpfully point out your date of birth, in small print on the upper right corner.
GUERRERA URSAL [Easy] - *TENK YU* TU PUTA MADRE PINCHE GRINGO PUÑETERO
SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.
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