burning memory (the song) walks in

"Excuse me?"

"what"

"What was that?"

"what was what"

"That."

"what that?"

"That. The thing you said."

"what i said"

"Yea. The thing you said. What was that?"

"what you mean"

"Excuse me??? What I mean?"

"hey dude calm down"

"Ok. Ok. Alright. I am calm. Now answer.

What. Are. Goods."

"goods?"

"Yes. Goods. What did you imply by saying «goods»?"

"uhh... isn't it self-descriptive?"

"No. It is not. Self. Discriptive. That's why I asked you. And now I am going to ask again. What is the meaning behind the word "goods". And while we are here - what is the meaning behind the word "stomach"? Because I do wonder about you using the word «stomach» as if it was a verb, I truly do."

"food"

"Food?"

"ye, food"

"Really?"

"reely"

"Really-really? You substituted the word «food» for the word «stomach»?"

"erm no?"

"No?"

"no"

"Really?"

"yea i subsuttuted goods and foods and not the... whatewer you said"

"Substituted."

"wha"

"You incorrectly said- Whatever. Ignore that. I have more important question." *inhale* *exhale* "You said «stomach». What meaning did you actually put in this word?"

"eat"

"It?"

"nooooou, eat. the E-A-T. the thing u do then u about to stomach"

"Really?"

"reely"

"Reeeeally?"

"ye"

*inhale* *exhale* "So let me get this straight: you meant «I am going to eat the food» but decided to code «eat» as «stomach» and «food» as «goods». Is this correct?"

"ye"

*loud inhale* *loud exhale* "Why."

"y wat"

"Why have you coded the word «eat» as «stomach» and the word «food» as «goods»?"

"4 funzies"

"YOU UGLY FUCK YOU UGLY STUPID MORON WHY HAVE YOU FUCKER HAD THE NEED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH AND SPEND SECONDS OF MY TIME UNSCRAMBLING WHATEVER NONSENCE YOU DECIDED FUNNY YOU PRICK YOU DUMB FUCK YOU BITCHY BIMBO UGLY FUCKER PSEUDO-COMEDIAN WITH A SINGULAR JOKE THAT STOPPED BEING FUNNY EONS BEFORE THE CONCEPT OF JOKES EVEN BEGAN TO EXIST YOU SHIT-EATING SHISNO YOU GLEP 'N WEIẞ YOU SLUG BEYONG SLUGS YOU HYPOJOAR AND UNTERMENCH IN ONE FACE YOU TICK AND FREAK AND SON OF A SON OF AN AMOEBA"

"oh so when you do it its fnuuy. its groovy. its non-glooby even. its «Oh you didn't get it? Ha, that was a simple pun... But alas, it seems like such knowledges are too sacred for your kind, m? Hm-hm!» but when i. oh the horrors. oh the beauty of the stars. it is all a nothing before your minimum rage on me. a rage for a simpular joke. a humble subverteishun of expecteishun. grach. youve achieved it. well done. but. since it came to this. let this be settled. as long as you dont play with the language. so do i. fershtein?"

"You've barrel-ly maid ennie sans"

*looks at self, sees nothing unusual*

"Gotcha."

Me: "Oh, so you've tasted my forever weed cake"

Viewer: "YOUR. WHAT."

God of evolution: "I am terribly sorry, but you seem to mistake me for the god of dna diversion. That's who is in charge here"

(some time passes)

Human with small boobs: "Hey... God of dna diversion..?"

God of dna diversion: *typewriter sounds*

Human with small boobs: "Can I... Have a..."

God of dna diversion: *primate sounds*

Human with small boobs: "Can you give me bi-"

God of dna diversion(in a deep office lady voice): "Yes, I am already onto that. Come back in [insert unrealisticly big number here] hours, that should be by then. And please hold your complaints with yourself, especially about becoming a crab or a dolphin"

Human with small boobs: "But you didn't even heard my req-...!"

God of dna diversion(sloppily putting finger to the mouth of human)"Shhhh... I said. No complaints." *monkey fart noise*

(much more time passes)

Plastic surgeon's accountant: "And... That would be 8 kromer"

So this is why kids you should be rich and not poor so you will be able not to save money by buying cheap products.