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@misternohair

Welcome! I like bad/dumb jokes that make me laugh and I hope you do too. He/him, cis, poly, 30+ adult. I give off big stoner dad vibes. I love 5e D&D, Warhammer 40k (specifically the Thousand Sons, Night Lords, and Custodes), playing vidya games, and taking it easy! Feel free to say hi!

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sanrielle

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

distantsonata

this made me laugh so hard

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chemicalico

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

eatthekidsfirst

friends with consequences

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

scifiseries

edgar-allan-possum

ralfmaximus

I have no soul and I must scream.

kaz2y5tiel

roswellsoup

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

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vergak

Zillow house listings

aaays-and-bees

>go right

vergak

giugirl743

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

vergak

bunjywunjy

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

vergak

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

389

#say it again

were--ralph

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

were--ralph

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

were--ralph

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

were--ralph

2peachy

loveridden1999

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

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beesmygod

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

beesmygod

this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

hauntedchronicler

this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007

do-you-have-a-flag

this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good

bransonreese

Sometimes I sense the ghost of Bill Watterson about you

Thank you, that's very nice to say about me and very threatening to say about the still living Bill Watterson

romanceyourdemons

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

romanceyourdemons

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

distractionsfromthefood

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

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largishcat

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

torstherapy

tinsnip

Per @spoonstrek

wheeloffortune-design

When I was 15 I was very negative. Of course I was, I was 15.

But I noticed I was negative. And I didn't like it. I didn't like the way it felt inside to be me, and to live like me, with all those negative thoughts all the time.

I had read somewhere that you could train yourself to be happier. That you needed to force yourself to think positive thoughts, until it became a habit.

I remember those few months of high school where I used to catch myself mentally complaining about something, and then forcing myself to find something positive to think about the person or situation. Again, and again, and again.

And it worked.

It became easier. And I became lighter. It was just nicer to be me, to live my life, to navigate through my days. I still remember the moment I noticed my life had become brighter.

And decades later, it still works. The muscle is still there. Now I know the word is neuroplasticity.

But at the time, it was just a 15 years old girl who was tired to be in the dark all the time, so she made light in her own brain.

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