oh well

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

This feels like a second puberty of the mind I swear

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

The best part of papyrus’s whole deal in undertale is the more you play the game you realize he lowkey is the coolest guy around and Sans is right on the money. “Isn’t my bro cool” fuck dude he sure is

she transitioned

i hate petsitting so fucking bad... specifically the one i'm doing right now. i hate these fucking dogs. it's always a nightmare. there's always bullshit going on at this sit. but petsitting in general is usually a nightmare. and my fucking clown self will probably agree to keep doing it bc i need the money. fuuuuck.

i'm probably gonna have to call out of work tomorrow due to the bullshit that has gone down... or rather the literal dog shit i should say. which really defeats the purpose of uhhh doing this for the money i need. lmao.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks