nobody asked for this, nobody wants this, this is pure self-indulgence, but yāall know I canāt resist some gleeful self-indulgence. Imma throw all the folks I ship Pierce with (Logan, Gabby, Diego, Val, Kostya) into various threesomes to see how disastrously it shakes out. (sorry Alvarez, you know I love you, but honestly, youād probably manage to make it work decently well, or youād just maturely nope out before it got bad and we need DRAMA)
Pierce/Logan/Gabby: This threesome is horrible for Logan specifically. Logan is their mutual crush, and theyāre both tripping over each other to please him, and specifically please him BEST. They embody āranked competitive sexā in the most obnoxious way. They spend the foreplay catfighting and the sex trying to one-up each other. They are both so needy and whine whenever Logan gives the other one too much attention. Logan finds them exhausting. Heās also weirded out by their tired-but-angry post-sex snuggles and kisses. After sex, Pierce and Gabby are all over each other. They maybe donāt notice Logan slipping away.
Pierce/Logan/Diego: This goes Bad. Logan doesnāt like Diego, first off! tbh, heād probably be fine with him if they were just chilling in the woods together, quietly sharing a beer or tracking some deer, but in a sexual context, especially when theyāre sharing someone else, Logan gets prickly. Meanwhile, Diegoās wildly jealous of Pierceās massive childhood crush on Wolverine. Loganās also more likely to push boundaries when heās annoyed (he is currently very annoyed), and Diegoās gonna get territorial fast if Logan hurts Pierce in a way he doesnāt like. To add an extra complication, Logan and Diego are both vers, but they absolutely will not bottom for each other. The whole thing is a hot but deeply confusing experience for Pierce. He will jerk off to this memory so much. If Diego and Pierce were together first, Diego draws a line at any future threesomes with Logan; if Logan and Pierce were somehow the preexisting ācoupleā, I bet Logan just gives Pierce to Diego. Here, you seem to like my exhausting dog, you can take care of him. (Diego: Hooray! Iāll let him sleep on my bed and everything!)
Pierce/Logan/Kostya: This threesome does not happen. Kostya opts out immediately. Pierce looks at Logan hopefully to see if heās still down. Logan is not still down.
Pierce/Logan/Val: This actually goes better than the others. Val is young and bubbly and cute, and Logan does have a soft spot for enthusiastic and sweet-natured kids deep, deep down inside. Logan might even let Val top! Watching Val excitedly top Logan while Logan curtly instructs him on what to do better is such a mind-fuck for Pierce. Ironically, Logan actually finds Pierce slightly more endearing when heās making out with and/or being cutely submissive to Val. He doesnāt really touch Pierce much himself, but heāll scruff his hair and maybe give his dick a few encouraging tugs, and Pierce melts for any and all of it.
Pierce/Gabby/Diego: Gabby isnāt super into Diego, but she could definitely get into a hinge threesome. They could co-top Pierce! One of them at each hole! She could be sweetly sadistic while Diego gets to be encouraging and dole out so much praise! For what itās worth, I think Diego would love to watch Gabby ride Pierce, especially if theyāre both femmed up in makeup and pretty lingerie. He wants to see some girl-on-girl action!
Pierce/Gabby/Val: Ooh thereās some real good potential here. This is maybe Pierceās ideal threesome, in that itās both low-stakes (not very scary!) and also so damn emotionally fulfilling! He loves them both so much! Itās easier with them than it is with anyone else! Gabbyās a bit harder to convince, but she could be very into bossing Val around a bit, or watching Val boss Pierce around. She likes to see her boy properly put in his place! Sheās a fujoshi queen! Her and Val both have a similarly playful mean streak ā theyād get such a kick out of tying Pierce up and making him watch while Val fucks Gabby, and then teasing Pierce and playing with him until he cums.
Pierce/Gabby/Kostya: This one is Gabbyās ideal threesome. Gabby is having a great time. Pierce is trying extra hard to demonstrate he knew Gabby first and best! Heās eating her pussy until her thighs are shaking! Kostya is showing off so smugly (in his own understated way), proving how well he can take a cock, how excellently and easily he can ride her! Flawless technique! Pierce cried a little when the tip popped inside too fast, embarrassing! Pierce gets a little insecure that Kostya has a bigger dick than him- honestly, all of these guys are bigger than Pierce, but heās gonna be touchiest about it during this threesome. Heās supposed to be bigger and stronger and tougher than Kostya, at least! Why does Kostya have two extra inches on him?? Does Gabby like it better?? Does she think Kostya is more manly?? Pierce will make her cum a fifth time with his tongue so she forgets about Kostyaās stupid long dick and his stupid reverse cowgirl moves.
Pierce/Diego/Val: I think the actual sex goes very smoothly! this is pretty fun for both Pierce and Diego, but Val is only having a good time if heās in a preexisting relationship with Pierce, or none of them are exactly together and theyāre all just fooling around. If heās the guest star for Diego and Pierce he feels sad and unloved! Ironically, Val would be totally fine participating in a larger gangbang where Diego and Pierce were an established couple, or if heās still a working boy Diego and Pierce hired for the night! He just canāt know them both well and also be on the outside looking in! Extra wrinkle though - Diegoās not super into Val. He likes him, and he very much likes his dynamic with Pierce, but heās not intensely sexually drawn to him.
Pierce/Diego/Kostya: this would be one of the rare occasions where Kostya wants to top. He finds Diego intimidating, and he already feels vulnerable enough when heās bottoming if the circumstances arenāt ideal with one dude, let alone two. Pierce maybe just ends up sucking Kostyaās dick while Diego fucks him. Diego gushes about how adorable they both are. Can they kiss? He wants to see them kiss, theyāre so cute!
Pierce/Val/Kostya: Hilariously, this is actually decently workable if (and only if) Pierce meets/falls for Kostya first. Otherwise itās a fucking mess.