Miss LiliPixi

I §`€✓¥€×✓ LOVE RAIN

they're on a video conference

wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

If I ever dont reblog this I’m dead. The first time I saw this I laughed for a solid 5 minutes and it still gets me every time

I love that the cat’s name is “Ham”. A sensible person would assume that it’s short for something but it almost certainly isn’t.

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.