BoredAmI

aries: broke a temple on the first meet, which later became crucial to defeating one of the major bosses.

taurus: created a small army of tamed animals to fight for them.

gemini: exploited the rules to get a rocket pack for another player.

cancer: tried to boss everyone around but ended up arguing with themselves.

leo: made shipping charts. for everyone. killed wild animals and ate them instead of bothering to buy rations.

virgo: became a vampire. somehow convinced the dm to let them wield a chainsaw.

libra: took lawful neutral to new levels. licked everything as a free action.

scorpio: pushed taurus off a cliff. twice.

sagittarius: used a bow the entire time, even though they didn't have proficiency with it.

capricorn: fucked around for most of the campaign. somehow became part of the main villain?

aquarius: kept killing all of the npcs, even though they clearly weren't supposed to.