the artist formerly known as poptarts

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

Sucking a guy's dick is basically tricking him into thinking he's having sex

derin why

I'm helping

i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

sign into the patient portal to make an appointment! enter the six digit confirmation code we texted! make an account to view health providers near you! log in with your google account! please use our online portal to manage your healthcare! download our app for virtual appointments! use mychart to track your labs! this is a different medical facility from your last doctor so you need a different mychart account! answer this 80 question survey each time before you are seen! download the cvs app to manage your prescriptions! download the cvs caremark app to manage your other prescriptions! these apps are not compatible. scan this generated barcode at the pharmacy to pick up your prescriptions! must be logged in. what if i jeff the kill you

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

does any one else think it should be easier