it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

it's not toxic positivity to say "humankind has the capacity to do good when you least expect it" it's not naive to say "make room for joy or else it will fucking body you when it comes" and it's not stupid to say "I believe we will win." are you going to lay in a ditch for the rest of your life, darling?

as you may have suspected, I've gotten on T since making this post

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.