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every time a young gay person quits smoking or makes the decision that they want to quit, the sun shines on us all with the promise of happiness and beauty.

tumblr users really have the gall to send you some google doc about a woman you don't even know and going "what?! you won't publicly shun her with me?! you don't trust me, an internet stranger meticulously documenting everything this woman who in all likelihood you'll never meet in your life does??"

of course as mentioned in previous posts and reblogs it doesn't even matter if she did do all that bc what the fuck do you want me to do about it? make sure she's socially isolated for life? but the audacity of just linking you the doc and expecting you to automatically agree because everyone loves to hunt down a trans woman is also perplexing. you're not my fucking friend! i'm not gonna put your glorified gossip above her life!

this whole thing is obviously 99.9999999999999999999% transmisogyny but that one little bit of, idk, almost over-familiarity? when some dickhead tries to recruit you into a harassment campaign drives me up the wall as well, i can't help it. in how many languages does one need to say "i don't even know you, why the fuck are you talking to me about some woman i also do not know" for these people to stop sending their shitty little links??

does anyone remember that "androphobia" is a real word that means being genuinely Afraid of men. and it's mostly used to describe women who are intensely scared of men following abuse/assault. and this is a whole thing where you can have a service dog that keeps men away. because i remember that, having known several women both cis and trans who were like this, and it really is odd to see the term misused as another word for misandry lol that is not what it means

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

tomorrow is penis friday. remember to close your windows and don't try to get your mail

sick of these posts that are northern-hemisphere specific. half the planet doesn't have to worry about penis friday for another three weeks but every year we get a bunch of posts leading up to the first week of july and then nothing after that and SO MANY PEOPLE in the southern hemisphere get caught unaware because they don't even know there's a difference between the hemispheres

thank you for pointing this out, i should've said. also for anyone who isn't aware, which nut hangs lower is reversed in the different hemispheres

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

i hope everyone gets the drugs they want forever even if they don't need them (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

my entire childhood i was threatened with juvenile detention just for being a weird kid. the kids in my class would lie about me doing bad things, or be doing bad things and then i would get in trouble and my school principal said if i didnt 'show remorse' id end up in juvy. neighbors called the cops on me and my own mother wouldnt take my side. so no, i dont think prison is a valid tool for rehabilitation or justice. jail is a threat the people in power use to control us and get rid of people they dont like. get more prison abolitionist now. get more youthlib now. get more transfeminist NOW

It is not surprising but still disappointing that with insane heat killing people in Europe, Africa, and India, the fact that it's happening in Europe is what's mentioned the most

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

fuck you *un-RG's your observation*

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.