dhole in a hole (hlep im stuck)

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

bioessentialism plays a small part bc epigenetics and all that BUT for the vast majority they’re socialized to be that way and it’s ingrained into society so much so that people get it confused and think it’s some innate thing that men are the way they are

please don't do bioessentialism on my anti-bioessentialism post

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

"the average person reincarnates once every year!" statistic is incorrect. Rose Georg, who reincarnated 10,000 times every year, is an outlier adn should not be counted

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] trancend, i need to vomit this loser out of me