dhole in a hole (hlep im stuck)

that iwtv variety article………right

notice how men feminine enough to be mistaken for women are a staple in much media but women masculine enough that they get mistaken for dudes are rare precious gems. just another one of life's little cruelties

I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS

my birthday is in july! :)

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER