I'm Running Out of Things to Call These

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

thank you for this addition seriously

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second