But I Got My Chili In My Lap And Stuff

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

When you get into an argument with your Minecraft wife and she digs three blocks down and closes the top 😞

my real wife does this

had a dream i discovered eddie murphy wrote poetry and i presented it to the house of congress and they were like “literally who gives a shit”

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

i hate pretending like it doesn’t hurt bro

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

cats be like…. mrrw prrp? =^•ω•^= mrrp

certified iconic post

i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet

this is the only day you can reblog this

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

im tired of being ugly this shit not funny anymore

‘fan nonfiction’, or academia

this has ended me

being in your 20s is just going to the store

its also about feeling very sad. at the store