Stuff and Things

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

And how are your morels?

Good as'a always! Love'a some morel mushrooms! But'a make sure you'a eat them properly! They'a can have toxins! And'a only have a shelf life of'a 1-3 days! A real rarity!

and how are your molars?

i'a need to go to the dentist

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!

miku heritage post

finally…. justice

my fatal flaw is that i like a lot of really hyperfeminine “furrybait” or whatever pokemon and have to explain to people that i just like how cunty they are in a Gay Man Admiring A Barbie Way to distinguish myself from weird basement dwelling reddit gooners who make google image searching my diva beasts a nightmare

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

greasy hair is like the poisoned condition in a video game. but more evil