to the fools who dream

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

*in the arms of the angels playing softly in the background* with your help, we can give just-out-of-college workers some god damn standards

super fun that anti gay anti women anti trans legislation is all on the rise at the same time. as though that isn’t enough evidence that our causes are united

something about crowds singing in unison at concerts that leaves my entire existence awestruck. so ethereal. its the the most human thing ever.

Putin defending JK Rowling, citing '''cancel culture''' in relation to his invasion of ukraine is quite literally THE funniest thing that could have happened. I feel like I've snorted cocaine

Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever