Perpetually Spinning Metallic Artichoke Hearts

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

Boston is being overtaken by Scots... Two men in kilts and polo shirts recently stopped me and my mom and asked us where the nearest trader joes is in the heaviest accents...

oh is that not normal for Boston

Yeah normally we have more of the Irish