it is only basketti

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

my boobs are watered and my crops couldn't be more bountiful. the world is my oyster, life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

happy pride month to this post specifically