consider: aperture as a popular workplace for trans people in the 50s-60s because they’d help you transition, in whatever way you wanted, no questions asked
bill from accounting is brenda now? cool, if she made it out of the lab without antennae and her blood is still blood, we’re happy for her
*cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very loud, very angry breasts. completely useless. but good science!





















