Miscellaneous Spiders

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

I’m not ya type, leave me alone

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG