Miscellaneous Spiders

can someone remove my curse

hello is anyone there

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend