ive never claimed to be human

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

🦠 #my crobe

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol

the thing about living with mental illness for decades is that occasionally your brain will be like hey you're useless and should kill yourself and your only real reaction is cmon man right now im in the middle of something

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat.

this is necromancy