Dungeon Master

i was looking at ocean videos and pictures and i came across this

so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh

Whatever she had planned for them didn’t pan out, but she never ordered her minions to stop collecting them; by the time it became clear that the project was a no-go, expectations had already been set, and when you’re the Queen of the Fairies you can’t very well admit to having a bad idea.

(Everyone’s a little worried about the Baron of Autumn, who specializes in bespoke Orphan’s Tears.) 

Village residents are suddenly compelled to speak in rhyme, but most of them are lousy poets, so in practice they’re just unable to communicate effectively (this one works even if the GM is bad at improvising rhyming dialogue, since the premise takes that into account)

Certain villagers’ personalities are warped into archetypal heroes and villains, without the skills to go with it, so you basically end up with Batman theme villains; e.g., a villainous shoemaker who devises dastardly shoe-related crimes

Domestic animals begin behaving as folkloric guardians and tricksters; e.g., a chicken who won’t let you gather her eggs unless you successfully answer her three riddles, and devours you if you fail

Formerly harmless rituals and superstitions become efficacious, e.g., a rash of seemingly unconnected people all getting hit with the same curse, the common thread being that they all walked under the same ladder at some point

Local tradespeople become supernaturally effective at their trades in awkward or inconvenient ways, e.g., the village piemaker begins unwittingly baking pies that act as magic potions with a variety of exciting and undocumented effects

For bonus points, have each incident be amenable to its own targeted cure or solution that doesn’t obviously point back to the water supply. If you’re running a town-centric campaign (e.g., perhaps using a system like Beyond the Wall and Other Adventures), you could squeeze a whole series of investigative scenarios out of this bullshit before the players figure out what’s going on.

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So I recently became unemployed, and I’m relying on commissions to survive!

I take commissions through email, tumblr asks/ims, twitter messages or discord/skype.

PRICES

Painted Illustration: 

Bust - £40 Waist - £45 Full - £60

Sketch (prices may be lower depending on desired linework, prices shown below are for clean work):

Bust - £20 Waist - £25 Full - £30

EXTRA:

Character - £10 per character Background - £20 (may be higher or lower depending on complexity)

PAYMENT

I accept payment through paypal IN GBP (usually I will send you an invoice or convert the currency so you know how much it’ll be)

Payment is upfront - for anything more than a sketch I will send you the sketch first, before asking for payment. I will not work on it further until that is received.

My email/paypal is [email protected]

WHAT DO I ASK FOR?

Please send me the most detailed description of what you want - it’s never too much! Vague requests aren’t exactly helpful, so come prepared with any references (photos, palettes if you have one in mind, any reference images, any prior commissions/artwork of your character) - this helps me create an accurate representation that meets your request. I’d rather have an email of 50 images than a vague description.

I will draw pretty much anything except animals/anthro/furries or any sort of rape/incest/pedophilia etc (the usual). NSFW is fine.

Extra characters will cost more, as will backgrounds (depending on complexity, this may not be the case).

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

Depending on complexity, usually 2-3 weeks. Please keep in mind that I am often in and out of doctors appointments/hospitals. Should I be unable to complete your commission, you will be refunded - though this is unlikely. If you haven’t seen anything from me in at least 2-3 weeks, feel free to message me (or I will send you an update).

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