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Egg me after being invited to hang out with the girls at lunch. “This is great. I’m on track to being awarded the ‘honorary girl’ title, something that is normal to want and will surely fill the hole where my heart should be.”

if remove your robotgirl’s knowledge of most pronouns so she can only use she/her to refer to anything, you forcefemme her universe

I suppose most people are more familiar with pet dogs than with falconry and therefore calling a dehumanized mech pilot a "hound" is more immediately evocative than calling it a "hawk," but you gotta admit the vibe of the handler as falconer and the pilots as their birds of prey absolutely slaps. If anyone ever does something like mechsploitation but with scifi fighter jets instead of giant robots, pleeeease call the pilots hawks

Exactly

If there's one important lesson I learned from Gundam it's that mysterious mask-wearing morally-questionable-at-best ace pilots are among the coolest things ever

stop being princessphobic!!!! I am not "whoring myself out to the maid of the week"! I am gifting my royal presence to the most distinguished member of my retinue. please use the correct terminology next time you tell the other maids about the new perk of the job..,,...

30 minute missions? not the way i'm building 'em, buddy...

Hey I just want you to know that when you said "Let me out of your 100.4°F attic" you're showing an incredibly US centric attitude in expecting everyone else to bend to the conventions of what you think is the normative default and instinctively understand your cultural references (how hot that is).

I am genuinely and earnestly in awe of the fact that everyone ignored this being a funny joke about kidnapping in favour of yanksplaining Fahrenheit to me. Congrats, I respect all of you even less than I already did.

thinking about the time i was jokingly like "Americans should stop inflicting their stupid measurements on me and switch to the system the entire rest of the world uses" in the group chat and another girl accused me of being an imperialist and compared it to saying that minority language speakers should just learn english, americans are so funny

Hey I just want you to know that when you said "Let me out of your 100.4°F attic" you're showing an incredibly US centric attitude in expecting everyone else to bend to the conventions of what you think is the normative default and instinctively understand your cultural references (how hot that is).

The way it's been explained to me is to read °F as "percent hot" so 100.4°F is 100.4% hot

Whoever explained it to you like that was a bad person.

and also their idea of 0% hot isn't even below -20...