hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

having a bad day? me neither *we both start frolicking *

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i'd respond to this circumstance differently? you've just encountered one of my trademark "multitudes"

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption

grug spend too much time listening to story

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries