Miracle ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

World Heritage Post

the way i thought onceler meant “incel who has had sex once”

Life Could Be Dream

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

Banks and credit cards should not be in the business of making moral judgments about what their customers spend their money on. Their job is to facilitate transactions, period. If it's not illegal, then they should have no say on who buys guns or porn or junk food or any other thing somebody might decide is objectionable.

this is an american bill about american companies that, as usual, effects people worldwide. if you're statesian, here's a chance to make something decent of it- put pressure on your politicians to pass this bill and protect queer porn and art, especially transfeminine porn and art!

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

Official graveyard post

I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

#get roasted one way or another you funky sandwich

what the fuck

what the fuck

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

@nottweak

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

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I saw this fabled artifact ONCE on tv when it was new and then never again. This one got buried FAST.

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride to Scott and the toaster oven!! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

HOW IS THERE SO MANY

I am also not Amanda

My ass is NOT amanda

I too am not Amanda but it is close