*Insert Clown Honk Here*

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

You can lie when you name things

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

OKAY HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK DID FRIEND BEAR DO TO YOU??????????

We already have best friend bear

Y’all ungrateful.

It’s a shame y'all tried to cancel a CARE BEAR.

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

@beemovieerotica