The Fluffiest Pretty Boy

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Grungo sounds like a half-orc barbarian. The great sword logo does not diminish this.

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

Magic she gathering

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.