no hope;

i DONT want a slice of the ol' hot BEANY

have you even seen a dumbass BITCH bean and cannor roth the the same room together? yeah you haven't because he's a BEANY ASSHOLE FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck, you piece of shit baked bean. You're a disgrace. FUCKING BEAN.

“ I never thought I would say this, but I think Ms. Subway Lady has officially been replaced and it didn’t even take you five minutes!”

"Really? Damn. I'm glad the tragic tale of my late, nonexistent husband was so touching."

"Of course! Fucking deep, right?"

“I’m buzzed as fuck and having one of those existential crisis. What does it all mean? Even if you’re not a religious person, how do you explain existence? We’re just here for no reason? If you stood in a cold shower long enough, could you get hypothermia and die? Why am I even fucking talking to you?”

“I dunno, but I just took a fantastic dump, and I’m feeling great. Maybe that’s the meaning of life.”

“Oh, so now you need my help. How the tables have turned.”

don't you agree that connor looks like a bean