Paranoid Android

Actually can anyone find me one of the comic panels where Tim actually has an off-brand Sprite soda called "Spite"? I know it's not as common as Zesti, but I know it exists and I need it for Reasons.

so imagine you have a cat and sometimes he'll disappear for a while and you're like 'oh no what happened to my cat,' only to find out your neighbor also feeds your cat and calls him a different name. now imagine your name is Jack Drake and that cat is your son Tim

Guy's reacting like an Ace Attorney liar on the stand

HALLUCIJASON?!?!?

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver

Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)