That's Minty

Me from the future

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

The hands

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

They are fighting like this over…. Glinda?

we’re all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time