I was born 150 years too late.

There's few things more essentially American than having an almost homicidal disdain for all members of government.

This is why true American patriotism (not that flag waving hold my beer bs) is unique from other countries forms of patriotism.

me , seeing anything : It’s A Sign 

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

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fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore