Mintyfreshfiend

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

I still think pregnancy and childbirth should be degendered. we stopped talking about that and I need us to pick it back up pls

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

[ID: a photo of water being poured from a hose onto a small dog, with a hand underneath the dog holding it steady. End ID]

You can donate to Amnesty International here

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing