walking into a fandom focused convention wearing a shirt that reads “I AM NOT AMUSED BY JOKES WHERE WHITE CHARACTERS USE AAVE” and getting my throat torn out for it probably

"i never could say no to you" is one of my favourite phrases in the entire english language because it's so casually cruel. even when it's spoken fondly or lightheartedly there's this dismissive implication of blame to it, like twisting a knife. whatever happens next is on your hands. i want you to know that i betrayed and destroyed myself for you.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

They reanimated pjackks corpse 🤨

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

I'm sorry but the amount of people in the tags going off about people disliking cats is the true tell sign of being a bad person as if Doechii wasn't treated as if she skinned cats for a living for just stating not liking them, you are no fucking better than these dog people ffs

I'll block a bitch on coinstar for cheese