Man Im Just Doin Shit

Randomized sims outfits are about to get so much worse

The day that Rocky asks about the small metal insertion in Grace’s skin is the day that Ryland Grace learns that Stratt microchipped him like a dog

The subplot of season 3 should be Whitaker and Robby trying to set up a play date between the babies they lowkey stole from that ER

Instead of adopting cats off the street, Trinity Santos instead adopts her awkward coworkers

Trinity Santos walks into the Pitt everyday with a bucket of unresolved trauma, a toxic yuri situationship, and Dennis Whitaker hanging off her belt like a labubu and still manages to serve cunt

Welcome back to the Pitt, staring Dr. “control freak” Robby, Dr. Baran “AI” Al-Hashimi, the traumatized Charge Nurse Dana Evans, Frank “no one will leave me alone about my benzos addiction” Langdon, Trinity “not planning to leave Langdon alone about his benzos addiction” Santos, the influencer formally known as Victoria Javadi, Dr. Samira “everyone thinks I should work in geriatrics” Mohan, Dr. Mel grappling with the ethics of her sister having sex, Emma “can take a punch” Nolan, Dr. “I’m a mother” McKay, Nurses Perlah and Princess making money moves, Dr. “this isn’t your department” Garcia, a few missing med students, and Dr. Dennis Whitaker who is having a pretty great day so far

Not Javadi liking her own TikToks ✋

I don’t think Trinity is trying to get Langdon to out himself as an addict to the entire ER so much as she is trying, intentionally or not, to create a work environment so uncomfortable for Langdon that he leaves by his own volition. She feels she is in the right therefore she shouldn’t have to be the one that leaves, but she also never wanted to see him again. Because if it was just about having everyone know he was taking drugs from patients then Santos could have spread that information, even indirectly if Robby or someone else asked her to keep it quiet, and she didn’t. She said only 3 people knew, Robby, Langdon, and herself. Hell, Santos didn’t even report him herself. She doesn’t want Langdon to be pushed, I doubt that she would care that much, so long as he was gone

Hucklerobby could never happen in cannon simply because if Trinity Santos even got an inkling of an older man in a position of power trying something with one of her friends, she’d materialize behind Robby with a fucking gun

The only reason Hayden doesn’t get murdered in the CenxVoyager games is because he books it like his ass is on fire to hide behind Shane every time a scruffle breaks out. He trains for those moments so often that he accidentally becomes the 3rd fastest player on the ice because he will not be caught slipping

Jack doesn’t care about being hanged because the bullshit that Fagin has him doing on a daily basis would get him hung 10 times over and he doesn’t even want to be there, dying to makeout with his hot ass girlfriend is an easy decision

Sneed is a better man than me because if I was only getting 3 hours of sleep a night and had to beg the governor’s wife not to kill one of the two other competent doctors in the colony only for him to fuck off for hours at a time to commit crimes with his fake fucking uncle or trying to get himself hung because he won’t stop hanging out with the only other competent doctor, who he’s not allowed to see, and then I get STABBED… I’d blow up the hospital