nautical lookin' fella

Image Description: The inside of a bottlecap, reading, "Less pants more banjo," in all caps. End ID.

thinks pensively again about my idea before season 1 aired and we had no clue about what the louis and lestat relationship timeline was except it started in the 1910s and i was like doing the math on their 65 years together or whatever and was like wow are they gonna make the theatre de vampires a commentary on the broader 70s vampire craze and i was imagining armand as an exploitation film director and the coven filming their real kills for distribution and this would be somehow deeply engaged with both the medium of film and the vampire as a pop culture figure and also armand as the checked out hates his job exploitation filmmaker just ruled to me conceptually and anyways i still think this would have been fun as hell

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

Me making my first post in the morning on Tumblr

the amount of help i got this juneteenth compared to past ones is so disappointing

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