shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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trying on a metaphor
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DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast
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Cosmic Funnies
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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I'm Zircon, you can also find me at @foolish-gold for my art and writing, and I technically have an aesthetic sideblog at @galaxy-fey but I barely use it lmao. I also have an ao3, if you know me irl maybe don't look at it actually
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My absolute favorite way to have Scum Villain omegaverse is where the writing was so bad and ambiguous (ie βhis masculine musk overwhelmed herβ βa feminine floral scent filled the roomβ βhis dominant instincts took overβ βa heat filled her body, an overwhelming need trembling through herβ) that it incidentally created omegaverse. Regardless of whether or not airplane intended this to be the case, I would be so funny to watch Shen Yuan get so mad that the text lined up with the omegaverse so perfectly, just not with the same phrasing so he didnβt catch it.
Preserving my tags
I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
I pull up my slide show. The first slide says βI do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any wayβ. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room
Next slide. βBrandon Sanderson is a member of the LDSβ. The muttering has changed tone
βItβs not a very big amount of money though.β Someone in the audience pipes up. βHis cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-β my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled βa small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big numberβ
Iβm sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt Iβm getting out of here alive
γSystem γCongratulations! Β Youβve successfully wooed Mobei Jun! Marriage route unlocked. Proceed? [yes] [no]
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I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem
The truffle hunting cat is AI, Iβm so sorry guys
Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.
When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like Iβve been at war with the world for 29 years.
#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)
the thing about chekhov's gun is that the gun does not literally "need to go off by the third act." the story works just as well if someone merely grabs the gun and starts threatening people with it, or if the Jewish protagonist recognizes the particular model as a Politically Concerning piece of world war 2 surplus, or if the gun's owner waxes nostalgic about the last time he fired it, etc. etc. etc.
unfortunately I get the impression that a lot of people do not understand that and therefore build theories around the idea that if the gun is not Specifically taken down from the wall and fired, it serves no purpose to the story, so why the hell was it there in the first place
me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin
What the fuck is happening in Daggerfall
Reinventing the WOW DMV
Close enough, welcome back Raubahn EX
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vice dot com I do not think that's legal
Arrest everyone involved.
Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.
People killed: around three quarters of a million.
worldβs most evil man and Iβm not being hyperbolic
Is That Allowed
Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:
love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it
Communication is the key.
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Being Nefarious With Mama
But like genuinely. "humans have an innate need for spirituality" should be pretty transparently a reactionary opinion. It's simply not true and equates something that some people get benefit from with it being a fundamental aspect of being human (and one that is missing it most people today). You gonna start arguing "children *need* fathers or they grow up broken" next?
