Lead me. Save me from my solitude.

need someone who cares about hockey more than i do to write a fic where shane is forced to retire before he feels ready and svetlana has gotten frustrated with her MHL job because team management never listens to her (due to the misogyny) so she quits and talks shane into starting a hockey analysis podcast together and it's called something like "hockey with hot people" or "puckbunnies" or "soft hands" (shane does not like this but svetlana understands the importance of branding) and it's 98% Serious Hockey Talk BUT they do have a dedicated segment called "why does ilya rozanov owe me money" wherein guests tell their worst ilya stories and after hearing them out shane and svetlana decide how much money ilya owes the guest. ilya is never invited onto the podcast.

I love that Ilya Rozanov is a certified Woman Respecting Bisexual Slut. It doesn't bother me at all that during his hoe era he fucks his way through North America because I know those women are getting insane head, multiple orgasms and perfectly angled dicking from a stunning blond babe with a dumptruck ass. Ilya is actually being a feminist by tormenting Shane, the jockest jock of all time. He is femdomming Shane and Shane being the repressed landlord finance bro that he is, loves taking it from his dominatrix.