Just your ordinary emo

can’t stop thinking about that post that’s like “men can’t be friends with each other because they’re constantly haunted by the gay sex they’re not having”. like i feel just from my own observations that it’s a very real insight, but also that is just so fucking funny in a tragic way. there’s such an easy solution to this, guys

But it’s not so enjoy

Please stay

I feed my white son clear broth

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

back from the hospital

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me