Mini-Thoughts

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

here's the thing. I don't think that men and women can't be friends. I do think, however, that some men can't be friends with women. bc they are misogynists and don't see women as people. so if you as a man say men and women can't be friends I think you're telling on yourself

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

Rumor has it Gen 10’s adding a Pokémon that only evolves if you hurl your Switch at an ICE van.

Medium sized slug on my porch floor attempting to very slowly eat a single piece of dropped cat kibble

It's too hard for him, every time he tries to take a bite he just pushes it across the smooth tiles

He has managed to push it up at an angle where he can try to bite it without pushing it forward so much

Whoops he's dropped it again

I have to go to bed now so I can lie down and use a smaller computer for several hours and pretend it counts as rest, I will report tomorrow on whether the kibble piece is gone

The piece of kibble is two thirds smaller! Victory for medium sized slug!

🐌🏅

can't believe Chaucer invented 6-7