Stars in the Sky

so i just giggled

now, since we eliminated the red head albus, it now victoire’s turn. she’s canonicly blonde, but I think if we come to an unision, she could be straw-blonde 🍓

The fact that Draco Malfoy is canonically unable to cast a Patronus because he doesn’t have a happy enough memory to use for it is a MAJOR detail. He may be spoiled and doted on at home, and his mom clearly would do anything for him, but any kid with NO memories happy enough to conjure a Patronus whatsoever, is definitely not a kid with parents who are 100% warm and loving. I think this is a big reason why Lucius being full-on abusive is a common trope in fanfiction. There’s plenty of stuff in canon to contradict that - and yet Draco’s lack of Patronus isn’t exactly a point in Lucius’, or Narcissa’s, favor.

no one did clowns like pratchett. sure "the fool jingled miserably across the floor" but that's just the tip of the iceberg....imagine alluding to a character's tragic backstory and deep repression of his true nature and heavily implying he might be a vampire before revealing the identity he's been battling against all book is actually just a literal circus clown

Hey i think an important addition is that in discworld, the training that clowns go through is brutal and akin to a harsh boot camp

The mortality and attrition rate for the Fool's Guild boarding school was always implied (to my reading) to be higher than that of the Assassin's guild, which had classes that literally involved killing your classmates and/or tests where the instructor would kill you if you failed.

hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

love trans people button!! we in this shit together!