I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once humans evolve to not have faces anymore everyones gonna be confused about why we had a website called facebook

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

obviously the whole "protect little girls sports from trans people" thing is dumb but especially coming from the world of hockey where your average pwhl player played hockey with the opposite sex until they were well into their tweens/teens. abby roque was playing full contact boys hockey until she graduated highschool😭

full contact AND varsity AND was team captain, too.

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

Telling someone to play a gacha game should be considered as gauche as telling them to start smoking and i'm not kidding.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

I REALLY LIKE BEING TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU DO TOO!!!!!!!!!

im so serious though. i think that being transgender is really commonly made into a point of suffering and strife so i just want to say that even though stuff sucks very often, it is really very beautiful to be trans. it is very beautiful to adapt and change and realize things about yourself and change your name and your pronouns and grow into yourself. dare i say it is uniquely gorgeous to be trans. who else can say they have remade themselves in such a way. who else transforms so wonderfully into themselves. its us!!! we're lovely

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