hockey and superheroes and turtles

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

Official Poll of Massachusetts

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

this is getting some attention again, so for all of you who are writing “i have the green couch already, can i give up now?!’ the answer is no. the green couch is a metaphor. your one job in this wild and precious life is to dream things for yourself, always: a college degree, more friends, your art in a show, that book you keep promising you’ll finally finish writing, your first trip abroad, a happy life with your loved ones, the day you wake and realise you have new wrinkles and not feeling anything but so, so proud that you have lived long enough for your body to show how far you’ve come. so no, girlie with the dark green couch, you cannot give up. it is time for the next dream

we joke a lot about what would and wouldn't blow the mind of a medieval peasant but you know what I bet would really knock their socks off, would be a york peppermint patty. there's just something about one of those that you know god did not sanction for the mouth of man. they'd be struggling to articulate it, like "tis like if camphor got with child by honey, and the by-blow fell headfirst unto a thresher full of mint. and the whole dunked in black cream from the teat of the devil's dam. do you have any more"

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

i think buck and tommy should not have broken up. i think that episode should have gone differently

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.